As someone who sometimes grades graduate student papers, I think this is humorous... and actually useful.
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EPA Postdoc
U.S. Environmental Protection Agency /National Health and Environmental
Effects Laboratory Postdoctoral Program
Atlantic Ecology Division
Narragansett, RI
US EPA Atlantic Ecology Division is advertising two post-doctoral
(temporary Federal) positions at the Atlantic Ecology Division in
Narragansett, RI based on the following research topics:
1) Benefit-cost analysis of "gray" versus "green" infrastructure
Project Number: AED-09-14-09-203
Division: Atlantic Ecology Division
MARINE RESOURCES POPULATION DYNAMICS WORKSHOP
January 2-8, 2010
Summerland Key, Florida
All expenses paid for the 15 undergraduate students selected to participate.
Sponsored by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Fisheries Service and Virginia Tech.
Nature Conservancy position
Jim Bergan of The Nature Conservancy sent me a notice that they are hiring a project director for their Davis Mountains preserve (fantastic place!). The job description is attached.